Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
