If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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