It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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