So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I could make wine with my vomit
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
