Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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