But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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