I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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