Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It's just like the Real World with babies
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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