I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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