i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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