Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
