i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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