laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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