That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
