I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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