I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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