ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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