IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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