There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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