I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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