My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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