what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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