so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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