Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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