Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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