I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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