Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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