She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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