we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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