Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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