Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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