So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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