How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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