your parents love me but you hate me
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
