I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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