So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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