he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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