All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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