I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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