She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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