Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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