He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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