Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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