I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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