it was like a zeppelin in a condom
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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