Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
As shirtless as possible
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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