Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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