I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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