i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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