I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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