Can i not drive my cunt home
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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