If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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