On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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