just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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