Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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